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ZOMBEH

  • Me: My girlies are acting like zombies
  • Missie: Zombies?
  • Me: My girls hungered for flesh
  • Missie: Lmao did you give them flesh?
  • Me: Nahh, they went hungry

Dad's Truck

  • Me: I am sitting in my dad's truck in the little kid seat since the passenger seat isn't in.
  • Michael: LMFAO
  • Me: I know. I feel like a little kid and he told me to shut up and color my coloring book lol

The Feezter

  • Me: I am too bubbly sometimes
  • Mike: Thats just how you are though
  • Me: I know. I'm like a butterfree lol
  • Mike: Haha i have a masterball *throws*
  • Me: Why you be trying to catch me :(
  • Mike: Cause my duty is catchin them all lol
  • Me: I am uncatchable. Lol
  • Mike: Oh yeahhh? Pshhh
  • Me: Why do you think I be in tha wild
  • Mike: To escape from muhfuggin team rocket?
  • Me: Okay just cuz I be a rare butterfree doesn't mean Team Rocket chases me
  • Me: I attack you with sleep
  • Mike: Haha mike feezy is asleep.
  • Me: If I had arms I would draw funny things like Jigglypuff
  • Mike: Jigglypuff is a bad bitch. So is Jynx.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.
Ryunosuke Satoro

Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
Theodore N. Vail

A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle